![]() bowling, to the diner, etc and on our last "date" i asked her out. she was pretty cute, olivey skin tone, black hair, good body proportions, not too fat, not too skinny, nice boobs, came from a relatively wealthy town and a nice neighborhood (Fairfield, CT). first semester I was in a bunch of classes with this iraqi jewish chick. sophomore year of college i couldn't live at uconn prime, so i ended up going to the stamford branch. Nastiest – Sal rubbing feet with mayo, Murr putting women’s panties on head, Joe sucking a stranger’s toe, Q smelling people’s breathīackground info: i was 19 at the time, white male w/ an italian heritage. Scariest/most dangerous – Murr swimming with sharks, Q Alligator wrestling, Sal feeding grizzlies chicken, Joe sumo wrestling in baby costume Most cringeworthy – Murr taking cigarettes, Q auction meltdown, Joe biker gang interview, Sal criticizing “low” lunch tips Weirdest – Murr Dracula play, Joe eating 5 eggs during meeting, Q speed dating with turkey legs, Sal Bog Monster ![]() Most creative – Murr speech at Yonkers city hall, Joe mall massages dressed as chair, Q messy dining in jeep, Sal playground for seniors presentation Most embarrassing – Murr public prostate exam, Sal peeing pants, Q musical for firefighters, Joe N/A (other than challenge kissing girl in front of wife) Most awkward – Murr oiled interview Danica McKellar, Q teaching sex ed to parents, Joe staring at gymgoers, Sal networking with one business card Most Painful Punishment – Joe Breaking Tables, Q Pregnancy Simulation, Murr Human piñata, Sal hockey goalie slap shots Toughest (personal) Punishment – Q Painting Xes on art canvases, Sal whose phone is ringing, Joe 100 push-ups during broadcast, Murr Skydiving ![]() Weakest/lamest – Q Stuck in zoo den, Sal pelted by snowballs on ski lift, Joe painted as rock wall college speech, Murr tied down as motorcyclists jump over Most Iconic – Murr Skydiving, Joe Captain Fat Belly, Sal Bingo, Q Feminist Panelįunniest – Murr Tumblr meeting, Joe Genie does as you wish or fan applying lotion, Sal cutting off sober customers or zoo animal presentation, Q eating donations or ruining baseball autographs or pulling emergency brake ![]()
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